THE LOTTERY WINNER (one of my personal favorites)

A MAN RUNS INTO HIS HOME AND SCREAMS WITH HIS HANDS UP IN THE AIR

AND A HUGE SMILE ON HIS FACE

"PACK YOUR BAGS HONEY, I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!"

THE WIFE DROPS THE GLASS SHE HAD IN HER HAND AND REPLIES

"OH MY GOD HOW WONDERFUL!!!!!....SHOULD I PACK FOR THE

MOUNTAINS OR SHOULD I PACK FOR THE BEACH?"

HE REPLIES. "I DON'T CARE!!! JUST GET THE HELL OUT!"

hahahahahahahhaahah

 

 


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